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Now on ‘Very Specific Drarry Fanfiction Quest’:

Alright, there was this fanfic when Harry suddenly wakes up and finds himself with Draco Malfoy. Like, living in a house together as a couple. Ron and Hermione are also a couple. It was post-war. Harry doesn’t remember anything (I can’t remember why)pl, but his friends don’t notice it. I think he carves wood as a hobby/work. And Draco has OCD. I think. I remember this scene when Harry was searching in their house to see if something felt familiar and Draco comes back and finds his things are not separated by shape and freaks out and is hurt when Harry doesn’t realize why it was important to put circles with circles and squares with squares. I only read a couple of chapters, so I don’t remember anything else.
Please, please, please help me out?

  #please please please    #harry potter    #hp fanfiction    #drarry    #drarry fanfiction    #drarry fanfic    #fanfiction    #fanfic    #fanfic search    #fanfiction search    #there's something scratching my window should i freak out    #wizarding world    #post-war    #harry potter au    #hp au    #fanfiction au    #drarry au    #you can see by the tags how desperate i am    #draco malfoy    #hermione granger    #ron weasley    #i'll probably reblog this later    #me talking    #me talking about harry potter    #me + drarry  

All I want in life is a best friend and a sense of responsability.

  #one because i have a preoccupying need of emotional intimacy and the other because i always leave things for the fucking last minute    #also monetary stability but we all know that is this time being's utopia    #me talking  

jessicachastains:

twofishies:

lightspeedsound:

all-the-fangirl-feels:

#remember how this movie took female stereotypes and crushed them into a million pieces

casual reminder that Elle Woods scored a 179 on the LSAT, which is one point shy of a perfect score.

Casual reminder that Whatshisface here had family connections and was a legacy and shit, whereas Elle Woods came out of nowhere.

casual reminder that Elle Woods actually had an amazing background in real life issues that people dismissed as unimportant but managed to not only learn the law, but learned how to apply the law.

Casual reminder that Elle Woods used her lawyer skills to save a woman from an abusive relationship and also save another woman from trumped up murder charges and basically what I’m saying is you go, girl, go get ‘em Elle Woods, thank you for this movie.

what’s fantastic about this movie is that it’s not that fucked up brand of feminism where the girls who arent like other girls and sip tea and read hemingway look down on the blonde party sluts. the message of the movie is like, you can be blonde and attractive AND enjoy stuff like shopping and partying and you can still be smart and kick ass!!!

  #i also love that in this scene she realizes what he's implying and puts him in his place with a simple sentence    #she doesn't let him get away with his blunt insult but instead she throws one of her own    #important    #feminism  
Can you explain what cis means?

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coolben94:

when the doctor slaps ur butt after ur born n they go, “it’s a ___!” ur just like “truuuu” 4 ur whole life

artivismproject:

Trans women are women. Get over it. 8.5”x11” so it’s printable.
Download it here.

artivismproject:

Trans women are women. Get over it. 8.5”x11” so it’s printable.

Download it here.

fuckyeahmelissafabello:

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 


MY FRIEND RAQUEL MADE THIS, Y’ALL.

fuckyeahmelissafabello:

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.

Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

MY FRIEND RAQUEL MADE THIS, Y’ALL.

realtalksexadvice:

lipstickandligature:

thephotogfeminist:

"Losing your virginity" will henceforth be called "your sexual debut".

Because you’re not fucking losing anything.

YES. 

Co-signed.

sazquatch:

The huge amount of pressure on young girls to let their boyfriends get away with everything and not to stand up for themselves, lest they stop being a ‘chill girlfriend’ and instead become a horrible, controlling harpy is such bullshit.

Stop teaching young girls that demanding…

I have so many good snapchat ideas and no one to send them to.

  #they're mostly about me making weird faces    #so maybe they're not that good    #me talking  

tastefullyoffensive:

[@derek_loretto]

physicsinprogress:

It’s like doing the dishes except with $1000+ mirrors and we have to dispose of the water as hazardous waste.

physicsinprogress:

It’s like doing the dishes except with $1000+ mirrors and we have to dispose of the water as hazardous waste.

l-laymitch:

"that must be the uvula"

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"oh, so its a girl house”

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celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying